Adrift in a Daydream

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

gamoradorable:

them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
me

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I wrote your name on the bullet so everyone would know you were the last thing that went through my head.
(via the-psycho-cutie)

deans-fucking-fallen-angel:

makoolto:

snickerdoots:

So, SPN characters as dogs… BECAUSE I CAN.

UPDATE: I ADDED EVEN MORE SPN!DOGS!

oh my god this is perfect

Lucifer’s tongue

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others, that in the end, we become disguised to ourselves.
Francois de la Rochefoucauld (via coypatalagsa)

if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now