Adrift in a Daydream

worldpeaces:

when people who aren’t even in your convo interrupt you

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mitunathehelicaptor:

i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

Eh it’s only 3:42am. Nah I don’t need sleep, sleep is for the weak.

Eh it’s only 3:42am. Nah I don’t need sleep, sleep is for the weak.

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

gamoradorable:

them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
me

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I wrote your name on the bullet so everyone would know you were the last thing that went through my head.
(via the-psycho-cutie)