when people who aren’t even in your convo interrupt you
i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me
hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay
them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?